The Maine Quotes

• Garrett:
  today is a very special day. today is my very very very good friend john ohh's birthday right now.

• John:
  thank you. i'm 21. i can finally drink... legally. i had the most fucked up night last night..

• Garrett:
  yea, it was awesome.

• John:
  uhmm. im not gonna go into a whole bunch of detail... cause i think im gonna offend a lot of you. but i wanna say..

• Garrett:
  hey!! w-w-w-w-wait wait wait wait. i wanna say something..

• John:
  .. last night....

• Garrett:
  fuck you.

• John:
  whats up? what do ya gotta say dude?

• Garrett:
  i fuckin love you.